Word Play - Sorry, I couldn't resist

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in Linoleum Blownapart.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
If you haven't given up yet, here are the rest:
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A backward poet writes inverse.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.